I hope to document my travels across the universe and the insane things that come up along the way.
Monday, March 29, 2004
Sorry about not posting in a while, but I'm still fighting with this clock. Things just seems to jump around in the history books because of it.
I think we've just about solved the y4k bug, but we're whupped. And somehow those damn cyborgs keep fucking every night and nobody has gotten any sleep due to it. Mortimer is ready to shoot anyone that comes into his engine room with any kind of stupid request. I almost hope the cyborgs go pester him.
Well, the ministry of time found my previous conduit and pulled it. Luckilly, I'm smarter than they are and found a way to reinstate it.
Now if the ministry of time would stop talking with the ministry of truth, ministry of justice, and ministry of annoyances (aka. the gov't). They are just pissing everyone off. They just executed someone for trading antique music... Britney Spears no less. What a way to go, fried for crappy music.
Oh shit! There go the cyborgs again, I gotta' get out of this cabin or I'm going to go nuts.
I think we've just about solved the y4k bug, but we're whupped. And somehow those damn cyborgs keep fucking every night and nobody has gotten any sleep due to it. Mortimer is ready to shoot anyone that comes into his engine room with any kind of stupid request. I almost hope the cyborgs go pester him.
Well, the ministry of time found my previous conduit and pulled it. Luckilly, I'm smarter than they are and found a way to reinstate it.
Now if the ministry of time would stop talking with the ministry of truth, ministry of justice, and ministry of annoyances (aka. the gov't). They are just pissing everyone off. They just executed someone for trading antique music... Britney Spears no less. What a way to go, fried for crappy music.
Oh shit! There go the cyborgs again, I gotta' get out of this cabin or I'm going to go nuts.
Tuesday, July 15, 2003
Damnit! It appears that the computer is on the fritz again. It's that damn y4k bug. Stupid thing seems to have rolled back to 2003. I should jetison the stupid thing. Oh well, just another item to add to the list.
It appears that all the broken shit is wearing everyone out. Most of the guys have been sleeping as much as possible. Except for the two cyborgs. They have been fucking like mad. They must have kept me up for a good 5 hrs. last night. You have no idea the kinds of noises they make. The memories still scare me. I just want a beer and a nap at this point. I'll have to get back into the repairs tomorrow.
If anyone is interested I put a small conduit in the ministry of time's equipment. You can get me at jurgenwelling@yahoo.com.
Man, today has been such a bitch with the drive continually popping on and off line.
It appears that all the broken shit is wearing everyone out. Most of the guys have been sleeping as much as possible. Except for the two cyborgs. They have been fucking like mad. They must have kept me up for a good 5 hrs. last night. You have no idea the kinds of noises they make. The memories still scare me. I just want a beer and a nap at this point. I'll have to get back into the repairs tomorrow.
If anyone is interested I put a small conduit in the ministry of time's equipment. You can get me at jurgenwelling@yahoo.com.
Man, today has been such a bitch with the drive continually popping on and off line.
Sunday, July 13, 2003
As you can probably figure out, my name is Jurgen Welling. I am the captain of the "Broken Wind". It's a little ship that I purchased recently. We have some good times and some bad times. I just felt like talking about my travels, my friends, and the insanity I see in the universe.
Right now I need to go help duct-tape the engine back together.
Right now I need to go help duct-tape the engine back together.
